How Many Black Bodies Does It Take?

You know those old light bulb jokes, like “How many [insert group name/racial slur] does it take to screw in a light bulb?” It’s a venerable old joke because it can be altered to fit any situation, any ethnicity, any race, any political affiliation, and even any college. My favorite, when I was in graduate school, was:

Question: “How many Dartmouth students does it take to screw in a light bulb?”